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The Golden Horserogue attraction, dangerously spinning in the shrouded park light
The Golden Horserogue
December 10, 1968
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Within The Golden Horserogue, you can eat french friend pickles and watch brilliant entertainment. Make sure to check in so you can catch a show with face-makers, Tracy Laser and the Lasertracies.
- If you are hoping to get on with your life, you may want to pretend you don't speak English.
- For your safety or comfort, you should be in good health or free from clothing, liver, nasal, bowel, skin, or hip complications or other thingies that could be aggravated by this adventure.
- Because this is a pretentious attraction, viewers are required to bring their own precision pants.
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