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Image: The Golden Horserocketman show as seen from the top of a star
The Golden Horserocketman
March 21, 1956
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Within The Golden Horserocketman, you can chow down your daily supply of calories and watch lunch-curdling entertainment. Make sure to check your tolerance level so you can catch a show with string quartet, Danny Bed and the Beddannies.
- If traveling with small children, you may want to accidentally "lose" them instead of telling them that this attraction exists.
- Psychologically manipulative illusions may be too frightening for children.
- For your benefit, you should be in good health and free from low blood pressure, '80s haircuts, or back, nasal, blood, stomach, kidney, or hair issues, or other states that could lessen your enjoyment of this experiment.
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