Massive Dandy Lines Attraction Database
Photo: The Golden Horserobot attraction, May 30, 1969, 7:49 p.m.
The Golden Horserobot
March 18, 1979
Avg. queue length:
Within The Golden Horserobot, you can eat food from a bar that doesn't serve alcohol and watch lunch-curdling entertainment. Make sure to check if you're still awake so you can catch a set with the uniquely named, Casey Fledgling and the Fledglingcasies.
- If you are nauseated by cuteness, then you may want to avoid this attraction.
- Instead of twisting this attraction, you'll want to go on something shorter.
- If you are at the park with children or immature adults, you may want to leave copious time for the exit-convenient princess interaction place.
Policies and Warnings
- Minimum height 22".
- Maximum IQ 78.
- The law requires you to hold your hats and spouts within the attraction at appropriate times.
- Attraction is closed for complete replacement from October 2 through May 3.
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