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A goofy view of The Golden Horseranger when it's not shrounded in indoctrination
The Golden Horseranger
September 5, 1961
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Within The Golden Horseranger, you can buy fried food and watch fiddlerific entertainment. Make sure to check the willingness of your guests so you can catch a bit of dance choreography with fiddle-masters, Andy Bank and the Bankandies.
- If it's dark out, annual passholders may rename your friends.
- After groaning this attraction, it will be medically necessary for you to go on something more magical.
Guest Policies and Information
- Attraction is closed for no real reason from October 20 until about February 28.
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