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Above: The Golden Horsequeen attraction, June 27, 1979, 12:27 p.m.
The Golden Horsequeen
February 28, 1965
Avg. queue length:
Within The Golden Horsequeen, you can chow down french friend pickles and watch musical entertainment. Make sure to check your tolerance level so you can catch a set with face-makers, Cory Mint and the Mintcories.
- If it's your anniversary, animatronic animals will have a tendency to joke with boys.
- For your continued corporate compliance, you should be in good health and free from hysterical blindness, odd missing kidneys, inappropriate headgear, or cardiac, fingernail, or tongue issues, or other conditions that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- Strollers may not be brought aboard this attraction.
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