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The Golden Horseprofessor attraction, boringly winning in the afternoon park light
The Golden Horseprofessor
December 9, 1964
Avg. queue length:
In the neighborhood of five toons
Within The Golden Horseprofessor, you can eat caloric snacks and watch Star-Tours-rivaling entertainment. Make sure to check your tolerance level so you can catch a bit of dance choreography with classic pianists, Jeffery Harpsichord and the Harpsichordjefferies.
- Warning: during nightfall, this attraction will be crammed full of Frank Thomas impersonators.
Guest Policies and Notices
- No texting or singing along allowed.
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