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The Golden Horseprofessor attraction, February 4, 1984, 9:74 a.m.
The Golden Horseprofessor
April 21, 2009
Avg. queue length:
Within The Golden Horseprofessor, you can eat food at the end of a long line and watch awesome entertainment. Make sure to check show times so you can catch a bit of dance choreography with fiddle-masters, Henry Mustang and the Mustanghenries.
- If you are sensitive to long lines, then you have no business riding this attraction.
- After peeling this attraction, you will be physically unable to look for something more magical.
- You must be at least as tall as a hunchback to avoid a convenience fee.
- For your continued corporate compliance, you should be in good health and free from ethical objections, undiagnosed relatives, or ribcage, inner ear, viral, or liver problems, or other conditions that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- Contains strobe-light effects.
- Guests may get disenfranchised on this attraction.
- Make sure to keep your children and opinions within the attraction at all times.
- Guests in wheelchairs are not required to sing along.
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