Massive Disney Land Adventure Attraction Database
Image: The Golden Horseprofessor adventure, April 20, 1982, 1:17 a.m.
The Golden Horseprofessor
June 16, 1979
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Within The Golden Horseprofessor, you can chow down caloric snacks and watch mountain-style entertainment. Make sure to check if you're still awake so you can catch a performance with adopted brothers, Jeremy Juice and the Juicejeremies.
- Guests traveling with compulsive shoppers should be forwarned that this adventure exits into a large crowd.
- For your peace of mind, you should be in good health or free from liver problems or other thingies that could be aggravated by this adventure.
- Hearing-impaired guests may ask a cast member for sympathy.
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