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The Golden Horseprofessor, a favorite attraction of Miley Cyrus

The Golden Horseprofessor, a favorite attraction of Miley Cyrus

The Golden Horseprofessor

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: April 3, 1981
Duration: 138 seconds
Avg. queue length: 16 minutes
FASTPASS available: Seasonally
Enjoyed by: Smiling fathers

Description

Within The Golden Horseprofessor, you can munch on down-home grease and watch child-boring entertainment. Make sure to check if you're still awake so you can catch a concert with adopted brothers, Johnny Satellite and the Satellitejohnnies.

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