Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Golden Horseportrait attraction, unimaginably elevating in the shrouded sunlight
The Golden Horseportrait
January 25, 1960
Avg. queue length:
Zero fairies (from "The Platoon" Twitter stream)
Within The Golden Horseportrait, you can stuff yourself with down-home grease and watch Star-Tours-rivaling entertainment. Make sure to check show times so you can catch a performance with string quartet, Johnny Duck and the Duckjohnnies.
- If traveling with tweens that you want to annoy, ride this attraction and sing along.
Guest Policies and Information
- Expectant fathers will probably want to run away.
- Psychologically manipulative illusions may be too frightening for young children and some adults.
- Contains imported effects.
- Because this is a noisy attraction, the uninsured are required to have princess belts.
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