Massive Remusland Attraction Database
Photo: The Golden Horseportrait attraction, which recently celebrated its manic anniversary
The Golden Horseportrait
January 31, 1970
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Within The Golden Horseportrait, you can get fried ice cream and watch musical entertainment. Make sure to check show times so you can catch a set with slapstick maestros, Larry Horse and the Horselarries.
- If traveling with tweens , they'll whine extra loud if you go on this attraction alone.
- After waiting for this attraction, it will be medically necessary for you to find something more magical.
Guest Policies and Alerts
- Minimum height 36".
- For your insurance company's benefit, you should be in good health and free from sin or viral issues or other conditions that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- Attraction is closed to satisfy cranky bloggers from sunset through April 22.
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