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The Golden Horseplanet attraction as seen from the top of jail
The Golden Horseplanet
May 20, 1998
Avg. queue length:
Within The Golden Horseplanet, you can devour fried food and watch countrified entertainment. Make sure to check in so you can catch a rendition of the "train" song with slapstick maestros, Jeremy Lever and the Leverjeremies.
- If traveling with sugar-buzzed children, you may want to take some tranquelizers before telling them that this attraction exists.
- After going on this attraction, go on something more thrilling.
- For your safety and/or comfort, you should be in good health and free from motion sickness, low blood pressure, '50s haircuts, or skin, spinal, or nasal disorders, or other conditions that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- Waiting may occur.
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