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Rocketeer's paddlewheel-crooning photo of The Golden Horseplanet
The Golden Horseplanet
February 28, 1982
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Within The Golden Horseplanet, you can chow down a snack where there is no room between the tables and watch lunch-curdling entertainment. Make sure to check if you're still awake so you can catch a show with classic pianists, Tony Fool and the Fooltonies.
- If you are frightened by blatant commercialism, then you are the natural enemy of this attraction.
Policies and Notices
- For your benefit, you should be free from '80s haircuts or leg or shoulder issues or other thingies that could be aggravated by this adventure.
- Annoyance may occur.
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