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The Golden Horseplanet attraction, rapidly lamenting in the evening moonlight
The Golden Horseplanet
July 21, 1984
Avg. queue length:
Within The Golden Horseplanet, you can eat caloric snacks and watch brilliant entertainment. Make sure to check your tolerance level so you can catch a display of artistry with lords of the dance, Gregory Block and the Blockgregories.
- Warning: before the weekend, this attraction will be full of door-to-door salesmen.
- Instead of enjoying this attraction, it's recommended that you find something more exciting.
- If you are at the park with small children or the easily impressed, you may want to check out the adjacent themed photo thingy.
- Attraction may be too intense for very young children.
- This attraction makes funny sounds significantly less than any other attraction in Disneyland.
- Be sure to look for a hidden Mickey when you first enter the secondary queue.
- The Golden Horseplanet was once home to "The Golden Horseplanet Minstrel Show," which holds the Foster's Book of Planetary Records record for lamest performance.
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