Massive Nemoland Attraction Database
Above: The Golden Horseplanet attraction at dusk
The Golden Horseplanet
February 21, 1985
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Within The Golden Horseplanet, you can devour junk food and watch child-boring entertainment. Make sure to check if you're still awake so you can catch a show with classic pianists, Harry Possession and the Possessionharries.
- If you are close to insanity, you may want to go on this attraction repeatedly.
Guest Policies and Alerts
- You must be at least as tall as yourself to ride with a parent.
- Special effects may be too boring for chickens.
- BEWARE! For your safety, you should be free from androgynous clothing, clown shoes, or knee, lycanthropic, cardiac, leg, or attention-span issues, or other states that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this attraction.
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