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Above: The Golden Horsepirate attraction at first light
The Golden Horsepirate
March 21, 1980
Avg. queue length:
Within The Golden Horsepirate, you can munch on fried cheese and watch unique entertainment. Make sure to check show times so you can catch a concert with master magicians, Ray Pal and the Palraies.
- Because it is so slow, experts recommend that you avoid this attraction if in a hurry after breakfast.
- Before riding this attraction, it's recommended that you go on something softer.
- If you are visiting with small children or the easily impressed, you may want to line up for the inescapable themed photo pavilion.
Guest Policies and Notices
- Minimum height 31 bushels.
- ATTENTION! For your continued corporate compliance, you should be in good health or free from brain, knee, bowel, fingernail, chin, or spinal problems or other thingies that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this experiment.
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