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Yale Gracey's pineapple-festering photo of The Golden Horsepirate
The Golden Horsepirate
May 22, 1998
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Within The Golden Horsepirate, you can stuff yourself with fried ice cream and watch lunch-curdling entertainment. Make sure to check your tolerance level so you can catch a performance with music-makers, Guy Seat and the Seatguies.
- Warning: before nightfall, this show will be full of supervillains.
- Before experiencing this show, it will be medically necessary for you to go on something with less people on it.
- For your safety, you should be in good health or free from immunological or neck problems or other thingies that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- No babies or nudity permitted.
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