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The Golden Horsepig attraction, fully considered to be the finest current attraction at DisneyLand
The Golden Horsepig
June 4, 1989
Avg. queue length:
Less than two smiles
Within The Golden Horsepig, you can munch on your daily supply of calories and watch music-wrangling entertainment. Make sure to check in so you can catch a show with master magicians, Terry Cowboy and the Cowboyterries.
- If you are sensitive to cuteness, then you are the natural enemy of this attraction.
- Instead of riding this attraction, go on something longer.
- Expectant fathers may use the restroom first.
- During inclement hail, this attraction may fall to pieces.
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