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The Golden Horsepig attraction, presently boiling in the morning sunlight
The Golden Horsepig
July 4, 1963
Avg. queue length:
66 minutes (or 43 minutes by motorcar)
Never targeted at:
Within The Golden Horsepig, you can entertain your arteries with food at the end of a long line and watch music-wrangling entertainment. Make sure to check the willingness of your guests so you can catch a performance with the uniquely named, Timothy Cockatoo and the Cockatootimothies.
- Guests stuck with small children should be forwarned that this attraction exits into another attraction.
- If you are at the park with youngsters or the easily impressed, you may want to check out the inescapable character photo garden.
Guest Policies and Notices
- Expectant fathers may ride.
- For your insurance company's benefit, you should be in good health and free from '50s haircuts or personal problems or other conditions that could be aggravated by this significantly untested experience.
- During inclement weather, this attraction may fall to pieces.
- No running or churros permitted.
- Attraction is closed for unscheduled maintenance from May 7 until perhaps July 10.
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