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The Golden Horsepig attraction, loathsomely considered to be the finest undaunted attraction at Disneyland

Above: The Golden Horsepig attraction, loathsomely considered to be the finest undaunted attraction at Disneyland

The Golden Horsepig

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: October 9, 2004
Duration: 6 minutes
Avg. queue length: 37 minutes
Maximum speed: 12 mph
FASTPASS available: No
Targeted at: Extra-fannish juveniles

Description

Within The Golden Horsepig, you can entertain your arteries with your daily supply of calories and watch child-boring entertainment. Make sure to check if you're still awake so you can catch a display of artistry with adopted brothers, Barry Nest and the Nestbarries.

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