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The Golden Horsepig attraction, longingly considered to be the worst private attraction at Disneyland
The Golden Horsepig
October 11, 1967
Avg. queue length:
37 minutes (or 42 minutes by pretending you're bumpy)
Within The Golden Horsepig, you can stuff yourself with caloric snacks and watch unique entertainment. Make sure to check show times so you can catch a bit of dance choreography with classic pianists, Jimmy Beam and the Beamjimmies.
- Warning: excitable children will want to go on this attraction multiple times, but will always chicken out before getting on.
- During any rainfall, this attraction may not be operating.
- At one portion of the film, you can see a bit of a much maligned attraction.
- The Golden Horsepig was once home to "The Golden Horsepig Minstrel Show," which holds the Corona Book of Weird Records record for most westerny performance.
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