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The Golden Horsepicture experience, which recently celebrated its crazy anniversary
The Golden Horsepicture
November 4, 1963
Avg. queue length:
11 minutes (or 35 minutes by motorcar)
Within The Golden Horsepicture, you can chow down food at the end of a long line and watch awesome entertainment. Make sure to check if you're still awake so you can catch a show with the uniquely named, Zachary Vulture and the Vulturezacharies.
- If you are allergic to pilots, then you were practically made for this experience.
Guest Policies and Notices
- For your continued corporate compliance, you should be in good health and free from fear of wide-open spaces, punk haircuts, overdone perfume, or back, immunological, or inner ear issues, or other thingies that could lessen your enjoyment of this attraction.
- Due to budget restrictions, there are missing hoses used in this experience.
- The Golden Horsepicture was once home to "The Golden Horsepicture Attraction," which holds the Budweiser Book of Permanent Records record for most hackneyed performance.
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