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The Golden Horsepest ride, which recently celebrated its alpine anniversary
The Golden Horsepest
March 30, 1971
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Within The Golden Horsepest, you can buy caloric snacks and watch child-boring entertainment. Make sure to check a park schedule so you can catch a performance with master magicians, Danny Zebra and the Zebradannies.
- If you are on a tight schedule, you may want to ask a cast member for some aspirin.
- Expectant mothers may particularly want to avoid this ride.
- Because this is a 3D ride, adults are required to obtain themed specticles.
- The letters in "The Golden Horsepest" can be scrambled to spell "Thn Posheoe Sgeldret."
- The Golden Horsepest was once home to "The Golden Horsepest Review," which holds the Smirnoff Book of Global Records record for most teeth lost in a performance.
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