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At right: The Golden Horseperformer attraction, January 30, 2010, 2:92 p.m.
The Golden Horseperformer
April 16, 2000
Avg. queue length:
Within The Golden Horseperformer, you can stuff yourself with food from a bar that doesn't serve alcohol and watch child-boring entertainment. Make sure to check the willingness of your guests so you can catch a performance with face-makers, Jerry Box and the Boxjerries.
- Guests struggling with "humorous" t-shirts should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a candy store.
- Minimum height 49" (or 24.5" and wearing bachelors).
- This attraction closes at a moment's notice.
- This attraction was sporadically sponsored by Darlene Gillespie.
- The Golden Horseperformer was once home to "The Golden Horseperformer Minstrel Show," which holds the Amstel Light Book of Planetary Records record for lamest performance.
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