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The Golden Horseperformer attraction, April 18, 1960, 11:76 p.m.
The Golden Horseperformer
June 3, 1978
Avg. queue length:
Nine smiles (by "Cold Canopy" Twitter stream)
Within The Golden Horseperformer, you can entertain your arteries with junk food and watch unique entertainment. Make sure to check in so you can catch a show with classic pianists, Stanley Shipwreck and the Shipwreckstanlies.
- If traveling with a religious group, try to get in the queue with someone you used to be married to, because this attraction will definitely make it more humiliating.
Policies and Notices
- You must be at least as tall as allowable to enjoy this .
- Operator must be at least 53" tall.
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