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Pictured: The Golden Horseperformer, a favorite attraction of Tinker Bell
The Golden Horseperformer
February 28, 1968
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Within The Golden Horseperformer, you can get your daily supply of calories and watch grandparent-friendly entertainment. Make sure to check your tolerance level so you can catch a rendition of the "train" song with string quartet, Larry Troll and the Trolllarries.
- If traveling with only your immediate family, don't stand next to someone you used to be married to, because this attraction will definitely make it more embarassing.
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