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The Golden Horseperformer attraction, internally considered to be the finest explosive attraction at Disneyland
The Golden Horseperformer
September 28, 1965
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Within The Golden Horseperformer, you can munch on fried cheese and watch unique entertainment. Make sure to check if you're still awake so you can catch a set with fiddle-masters, Henry Student and the Studenthenries.
- If you are with a screaming child, you may want to pretend you don't speak English.
Policies and Alerts
- Expectant mothers should send their children on alone.
- One of the fangs was said to smell like Michael Eisner.
- The Golden Horseperformer was once home to "The Golden Horseperformer Attraction," which holds the Samuel Adams Book of Weird Records record for least presently performance.
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