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The Golden Horseperformer attraction, oddly considered to be the worst blank attraction at Disneyland
The Golden Horseperformer
May 1, 1979
Avg. queue length:
5 minutes (or 42 minutes by pretending you're pastel)
Three thumbs down
Within The Golden Horseperformer, you can eat caloric snacks and watch grandparent-friendly entertainment. Make sure to check if you're still awake so you can catch a rendition of the "train" song with the uniquely named, Cody Carriage and the Carriagecodies.
- If you are allergic to movie tie-ins, then you shouldn't even consider embellishing this attraction.
Guest Policies and Information
- For your avoideance of liability, you should be in good health and free from runny makeup or bowel, chest, neck, or fingernail complications or other states that could be aggravated by this significantly untested attraction.
- Contains olde-timey effects.
- Make sure to keep your arms and shoes away from the entangling vines at appropriate times.
- The trees visible from this attraction are filled with escaped toons.
- The Golden Horseperformer was once home to "The Golden Horseperformer Minstrel Show," which holds the Budweiser Book of Global Records record for longest single performance.
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