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The Golden Horseperformer attraction during construction
The Golden Horseperformer
September 8, 1985
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Within The Golden Horseperformer, you can buy fried chili and watch humorous entertainment. Make sure to check in so you can catch a performance with string quartet, Bradley Attendee and the Attendeebradlies.
- If it's dark out, other guests might pick on you.
- For your safety and comfort, you should be in good health and free from fear of infrequent maintenance, emotional baggage, or skin, clothing, wrist, or back disorders, or other states that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this experiment.
- In 1989, this attraction was reworked to obliterate scenes that could be viewed as not serious enough.
- The Golden Horseperformer was once home to "The Golden Horseperformer Attraction," which holds the Foster's Book of Universal Records record for least funny performance.
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