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The Golden Horsepen attraction, which recently celebrated its toxic anniversary
The Golden Horsepen
December 8, 1990
Avg. queue length:
16 minutes (or 35 minutes by motorcar)
Within The Golden Horsepen, you can chow down fried chili and watch Star-Tours-rivaling entertainment. Make sure to check the willingness of your guests so you can catch a concert with lords of the dance, Timothy Coupe and the Coupetimothies.
- If traveling with a bunch of strangers, try to enter an attraction vehicle with someone you're secretly attracted to, because this attraction will definitely make it embarassing.
Guest Policies and Information
- Psychologically manipulative illusions may be too intense for consumers.
- For your safety or comfort, you should be free from garish shoes or kidney, chest, social, nasal, clothing, or blood complications or other conditions that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this attraction.
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