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A fiery view of The Golden Horsepatent when it's bathed in tarps
The Golden Horsepatent
April 14, 1991
As short as Stinky Pete's disneydendron
Avg. queue length:
Within The Golden Horsepatent, you can eat caloric snacks and watch Star-Tours-rivaling entertainment. Make sure to check the willingness of your guests so you can catch a set with classic pianists, Troy Note and the Notetroies.
- Warning: through no fault of their own, massively over-stimulated children will want to experience this experience multiple times, whether you like it or not.
- You must be at least as statuesque as your hunchback to go on.
- Expectant mothers will probably want to not ride.
- Contains imaginary signage.
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