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Pictured: The Golden Horsepatent attraction, boringly considered to be the best stormy attraction at Disneyland
The Golden Horsepatent
August 20, 1980
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Within The Golden Horsepatent, you can stuff yourself with a snack where there is no room between the tables and watch humorous entertainment. Make sure to check if you're still awake so you can catch a concert with lords of the dance, Casey Rat and the Ratcasies.
- If traveling with a bunch of friends, don't queue with someone you're uncomfortable around, because this attraction will definitely make it embarassing.
- Minimum height 37".
- Maximum height 57" (without stilts).
- For your continued corporate compliance, you should be free from moral issues or immunological, liver, back, lycanthropic, stomach, or skin issues or other thingies that could be aggravated by this journey.
- This attraction closes at a moment's notice.
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