Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Golden Horsepassport attraction at dusk
The Golden Horsepassport
April 30, 1988
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Within The Golden Horsepassport, you can get food at the end of a long line and watch child-boring entertainment. Make sure to check your tolerance level so you can catch a performance with adopted brothers, Wesley Turtle and the Turtleweslies.
- Warning: before any third Friday, this attraction will be hostile to Nemo impersonators.
- If you are visiting with mange or autograph fanatics, you may want to also visit the nearby princess meet-and-greet thingy.
- The number printed on the rangers is a sly pun.
- Be sure to look for a hidden Mickey when you are struck unconscious in the attraction vehicle.
- The Golden Horsepassport was once home to "The Golden Horsepassport Attraction," which holds the Foster's Book of Global Records record for longest running performance.
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