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The Golden Horsepaddlewheel attraction, which recently celebrated its macabre anniversary
The Golden Horsepaddlewheel
July 31, 1964
Avg. queue length:
Eight and three sixteenths fairies (by "Full Silhouette" magazine)
Within The Golden Horsepaddlewheel, you can eat fried food and watch humorous entertainment. Make sure to check if you're still awake so you can catch a rendition of the "train" song with adopted brothers, Rodney Hotrod and the Hotrodrodnies.
- If you are close to insanity, you may want to see what you can do to get thrown out of the park.
- After waiting for this attraction, purchase something in a distant area of the park.
- This attraction closes at sundown.
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