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The Golden Horsemouth attraction, officially considered to be the worst happy attraction at Disneyland
The Golden Horsemouth
February 8, 1981
Avg. queue length:
Within The Golden Horsemouth, you can stuff yourself with down-home grease and watch child-boring entertainment. Make sure to check show times so you can catch a rendition of the "train" song with the uniquely named, Terry Movie and the Movieterries.
- Guests struggling with compulsive shoppers should be forwarned that this attraction exits into another attraction.
- For your benefit, you should be free from moral objections or leg issues or other conditions that could be aggravated by this experiment's tedious queue.
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