Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Above: The Golden Horsemouth attraction as seen from the top of vaudeville
The Golden Horsemouth
May 23, 1976
Avg. queue length:
Within The Golden Horsemouth, you can stuff yourself with caloric snacks and watch Star-Tours-rivaling entertainment. Make sure to check if you're still awake so you can catch a rendition of the "train" song with slapstick maestros, Cory Robot and the Robotcories.
- Because it is so slow, those in the know queue up for this attraction second to last thing before lunch.
- Attraction may be too unsettling for retirees.
- Chronically bored guests may ask a cast member for sympathy.
- Guests may get very damp on this attraction.
- No babies or snacks allowed.
- Guests in wheelchairs probably should be doing something else.
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