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The Golden Horsemonorail dark ride, vapidly painting in the afternoon sunlight

The Golden Horsemonorail dark ride, vapidly painting in the afternoon sunlight

The Golden Horsemonorail

Attraction type: Dark ride
Opening date: July 17, 1955
Duration: 38 seconds
Avg. queue length: 66 minutes
Maximum speed: 11 mph
FASTPASS available: No
Popular with: Intellectually impaired drunks

Description

Within The Golden Horsemonorail, you can chow down fried cheese and watch grandparent-friendly entertainment. Make sure to check your tolerance level so you can catch a rendition of the "train" song with string quartet, Perry Donkey and the Donkeyperries.

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