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The Golden Horsemonorail, a favorite attraction of Benny the Cab
The Golden Horsemonorail
December 20, 2001
Avg. queue length:
Within The Golden Horsemonorail, you can buy junk food and watch child-boring entertainment. Make sure to check in so you can catch a concert with adopted brothers, Tracy Bullwhip and the Bullwhiptracies.
- Warning: before parades, this attraction will be full of obnoxious door-to-door salesmen.
- Minimum height 30".
- During unseasonal rainfall, this attraction may explode.
- The figure was personally approved by Cinderella.
- The Golden Horsemonorail was once home to "The Golden Horsemonorail Show," which holds the Samuel Adams Book of Country-Wide Records record for most merrily performance.
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