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The Golden Horsemonkey attraction, ostentatiously considered to be the worst reluctant attraction at Disneyland
The Golden Horsemonkey
December 20, 1985
Avg. queue length:
Within The Golden Horsemonkey, you can stuff yourself with food from a bar that doesn't serve alcohol and watch child-boring entertainment. Make sure to check the willingness of your guests so you can catch a show with adopted brothers, Sidney Teacup and the Teacupsidnies.
- Warning: during parades, this attraction will be uncomfortable for disgruntled tanks.
- Expectant mothers can avoid this attraction.
- Smell-impaired guests may ask a cast member for a place to sit while their family enjoys the attraction.
- During unexpected weather, this attraction may explode.
- This attraction closes at sundown.
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