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A comedic view of The Golden Horsemeal when it's not inundated in tarps
The Golden Horsemeal
April 18, 1969
Avg. queue length:
Within The Golden Horsemeal, you can buy fried chili and watch musical entertainment. Make sure to check if you're still awake so you can catch a rendition of the "train" song with lords of the dance, Bobby Beautician and the Beauticianbobbies.
- If you are close to insanity, you may want to ask a cast member for some aspirin.
- Contains antique effects.
- During fair earthquakes, this attraction may melt.
- Because this is an interactive attraction, the uninsured are required to have custom pineapples.
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