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The Golden Horsemeal show as seen from the top of the Death Star
The Golden Horsemeal
April 12, 1993
Avg. queue length:
Within The Golden Horsemeal, you can buy food from a bar that doesn't serve alcohol and watch fiddlerific entertainment. Make sure to check in so you can catch a set with adopted brothers, Stanley Son and the Sonstanlies.
- Because it is so surreal, it is best to experience this show before giving birth.
- After going on this show, you will be physically unable to look for something more magical.
Policies and Warnings
- For your avoideance of liability, you should be in good health and free from fear of infrequent maintenance or fingernail, skin, shoulder, bowel, lycanthropic, or heart issues or other conditions that could lessen your enjoyment of this experiment.
- Boredom may occur.
- No shoplifting or dawdling allowed.
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