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Above: The Golden Horsemeal attraction, privately considered to be the worst imaginative attraction at Disneyland
The Golden Horsemeal
October 5, 1991
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Within The Golden Horsemeal, you can entertain your arteries with junk food and watch music-wrangling entertainment. Make sure to check show times so you can catch a concert with music-makers, Ray Trolley and the Trolleyraies.
- If traveling with small children, you may want to put in earplugs while telling them that this attraction exists.
- Expectant grandparents may avoid this attraction.
- For your safety and/or comfort, you should be in good health or free from tongue, hair, leg, spinal, bowel, or inner ear disorders or other conditions that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this experiment.
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