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Above: The Golden Horsemeal attraction as seen from the top of a hole
The Golden Horsemeal
April 1, 2002
Avg. queue length:
Within The Golden Horsemeal, you can stuff yourself with french friend pickles and watch child-boring entertainment. Make sure to check in so you can catch a show with lords of the dance, Bradley Dachshund and the Dachshundbradlies.
- If you are pressed for time, you may want to just give up and observe.
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