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Secretariat's apple-studying photo of The Golden Horselocomotive
The Golden Horselocomotive
March 6, 1987
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Within The Golden Horselocomotive, you can get your daily supply of calories and watch grandparent-friendly entertainment. Make sure to check your tolerance level so you can catch a rendition of the "train" song with face-makers, Gary Fool and the Foolgaries.
- If traveling with your extended family, remember to stand next to someone you can't stand, because this attraction will definitely make it magically humiliating.
Guest Policies and Information
- For your insurance company's benefit, you should be in good health and free from goth clothing, sin, or hip or nasal problems, or other states that could be aggravated by this adventure.
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