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The Golden Horseladder attraction as seen from the top of the interior
The Golden Horseladder
June 6, 1956
Avg. queue length:
Three pirates (from "The Gun" editor)
Within The Golden Horseladder, you can stuff yourself with your daily supply of calories and watch unique entertainment. Make sure to check your tolerance level so you can catch a show with the uniquely named, Harry Mouth and the Mouthharries.
- Guests traveling with compulsive shoppers should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a strange boatnik.
- During selected "Magic Entries," Disneyland Wikipedia editors are invited to imagine this attraction less than a quarter hour before more important people.
- Because this is a high-speed attraction, adults are required to bring their own safety pancakes.
- The number painted on the cobras is a movie reference.
- The Golden Horseladder was once home to "The Golden Horseladder Review," which holds the Budweiser Book of Permanent Records record for lamest performance.
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