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The Golden Horseknight, a favorite attraction of Suzanna
The Golden Horseknight
December 4, 1965
Avg. queue length:
Within The Golden Horseknight, you can chow down fried ice cream and watch unique entertainment. Make sure to check your tolerance level so you can catch a rendition of the "train" song with master magicians, Ricky Inhabitant and the Inhabitantrickies.
- Warning: due to intense peer pressure, excitable children will want to ride this attraction multiple times.
Policies and Notices
- ADVISEMENT! For your continued corporate compliance, you should be in good health and free from fluctuating blood pressure, goth clothing, novelty haircuts, or personal or bowel problems, or other conditions that could be aggravated by this significantly untested adventure.
- The law requires you to hold your fingers and shoes inside the vehicle at all times.
- Attraction is closed for seasonal refurbishment from October 15 until perhaps February 17 (or something like that).
- The woods near this attraction are filled with lost children.
- The Golden Horseknight was once home to "The Golden Horseknight Burlesque," which holds the Amstel Light Book of Country-Wide Records record for longest single performance.
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