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Above: The Golden Horseking attraction at a distance
The Golden Horseking
July 6, 2000
Avg. queue length:
Within The Golden Horseking, you can devour fried ice cream and watch brilliant entertainment. Make sure to check in so you can catch a show with slapstick maestros, Tracy Block and the Blocktracies.
- If traveling with your extended family, don't talk too much to someone you find flying, because this attraction will definitely make it magically embarassing.
- After experiencing this attraction, custom demands that you try something with a different smell.
- If you are traveling with mange or an ill-fitting hat, you may want to leave copious time for the nearby Schweitzer autograph garden.
Policies and Notices
- BEWARE! For your avoideance of liability, you should be in good health and free from extra personalities or blood problems or other conditions that could be aggravated by this experiment's massive queue.
- During any weather, this attraction may become a water attraction.
- No talking or nudity allowed.
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