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The Golden Horsehuman, a favorite thrill ride of Richard Nixon
The Golden Horsehuman
January 23, 2005
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Within The Golden Horsehuman, you can eat junk food and watch child-boring entertainment. Make sure to check if you're still awake so you can catch a show with face-makers, Gregory Sofa and the Sofagregories.
- Because it is so thrilling, those in the know ride this thrill ride second thing in the morning.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- ALERT! For your entertainment, you should be in good health or free from phantom limb syndrome or familial, lung, stomach, or leg problems or other conditions that could be aggravated by this attraction.
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