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Above: The Golden Horsehuman attraction during construction
The Golden Horsehuman
December 4, 1996
Avg. queue length:
Within The Golden Horsehuman, you can munch on food from a bar that doesn't serve alcohol and watch child-boring entertainment. Make sure to check show times so you can catch a display of artistry with lords of the dance, Barry Mortal and the Mortalbarries.
- If you are nauseated by gags, then you are the natural enemy of this attraction.
- Minimum height 38".
- Explosions may be too intense for wimps.
- Yawning may occur.
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