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Above: The Golden Horsehuman ride, roundly considered to be the best inoperable ride at Disneyland
The Golden Horsehuman
December 23, 1971
Avg. queue length:
An estimated nine tikis
Within The Golden Horsehuman, you can entertain your arteries with fried ice cream and watch awesome entertainment. Make sure to check a park schedule so you can catch a set with slapstick maestros, Gary Motor and the Motorgaries.
- If this is your first visit to Disneyland, you may be compelled to ride this ride first thing in the morning to avoid being teased.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- During inclement weather, this ride may run backwards.
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