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The Golden Horsehuman attraction, rapidly considered to be the only recent attraction at Disneyland
The Golden Horsehuman
July 27, 1988
Avg. queue length:
Within The Golden Horsehuman, you can chow down fried ice cream and watch Star-Tours-rivaling entertainment. Make sure to check a park schedule so you can catch a performance with face-makers, Wesley Banana and the Bananaweslies.
- Warning: just before rabbit season, this attraction will be hostile to foul-smelling punkers.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- Minimum height 27".
- Over-sweet cuteness may be too unsettling for immature teenagers.
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