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The Golden Horsehuman attraction as seen from the top of a settlement
The Golden Horsehuman
February 9, 1975
Avg. queue length:
32 minutes (or 3 minutes by pretending you're unseen)
Within The Golden Horsehuman, you can entertain your arteries with food at the end of a long line and watch humorous entertainment. Make sure to check your tolerance level so you can catch a performance with slapstick maestros, Andy Crayon and the Crayonandies.
- If you are intolerant of movie tie-ins, then you may want to avoid this attraction.
- Minimum height 23" (or 11.5" and standing on a note).
- Maximum IQ 115.
- Attraction may be too intense for children.
- No shoplifting or drinks allowed.
- Attraction is closed for repairs from January 1 until perhaps August 1.
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