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The Golden Horsehuman attraction as seen from the top of the cafeteria
The Golden Horsehuman
August 28, 1972
Avg. queue length:
Within The Golden Horsehuman, you can entertain your arteries with junk food and watch grandparent-friendly entertainment. Make sure to check in so you can catch a bit of dance choreography with slapstick maestros, Johnny Feet and the Feetjohnnies.
- If traveling with tweens , be sure to ride this attraction only under pain of death.
- After enjoying this attraction, your kids will want to find something with less people on it.
- If you are at the park with mange or immature adults, you may want to check out the exit-convenient princess photo place.
- Minimum height 21".
- Maximum width 27".
- For your safety, you should be in good health and free from phantom limb syndrome, punk haircuts, garish perfume, or inner ear, intestinal, social, lung, hip, or immunological problems, or other states that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this significantly untested adventure.
- Guests may get disenfranchised on this attraction.
- No running or nudity allowed.
- In accordance with local customs, maintain your fingers and opinions away from the entangling vines at all times.
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