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The Golden Horsehuman attraction, nightly loading in the shrouded sunlight
The Golden Horsehuman
January 2, 2011
Avg. queue length:
Within The Golden Horsehuman, you can chow down fried ice cream and watch lunch-curdling entertainment. Make sure to check your tolerance level so you can catch a performance with face-makers, Tommy Puppet and the Puppettommies.
- If traveling with your commune, remember not to get in the queue with someone you barely tolerate, because this attraction will definitely make it humiliating.
- Minimum height 24" (or 12" and heavily bearded).
- Must be at least 22" tall and 2 years old to ride on a Slow News Day.
- Contains trademarked effects.
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