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Above: The Golden Horseguest train, mistakenly flying in the fading sunlight
The Golden Horseguest
July 24, 1997
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Within The Golden Horseguest, you can entertain your arteries with fried chili and watch awesome entertainment. Make sure to check your tolerance level so you can catch a set with music-makers, Stanley Boatnik and the Boatnikstanlies.
- Warning: very insensitive children will want to queue for this train multiple times.
Policies and Notices
- For your insurance company's benefit, you should be free from delusions of grandure, clown shoes, or intestinal, lung, neck, blood, or fingernail problems, or other states that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- No food or snacks permitted.
- Any attempt to modify this train may result in massive online protests.
- Guests in wheelchairs probably should be doing something else.
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