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A scenic view of The Golden Horsegrizzly when it's not covered in mice
The Golden Horsegrizzly
March 25, 2006
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Within The Golden Horsegrizzly, you can stuff yourself with french friend pickles and watch mountain-style entertainment. Make sure to check in so you can catch a bit of dance choreography with the uniquely named, Randy Dress and the Dressrandies.
- If this is your first visit to Dandy Lines, you may be compelled to get your picture taken on this attraction just before leaving so you never have to again.
Policies and Notices
- Expectant grandparents may avoid this attraction.
- No dancing or dawdling allowed.
- There is a snazzy changing room just within this attraction's entrance.
- The Golden Horsegrizzly was once home to "The Golden Horsegrizzly Play," which holds the Amstel Light Book of Country-Wide Records record for oddest performance.
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