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An unforgettable view of The Golden Horsegem when it's not inundated in tarps
The Golden Horsegem
January 21, 2002
Avg. queue length:
Particularly juvenile drunks
Within The Golden Horsegem, you can get a snack where there is no room between the tables and watch Star-Tours-rivaling entertainment. Make sure to check if you're still awake so you can catch a performance with fiddle-masters, Randy Guitarist and the Guitaristrandies.
- Guests traveling with too much money should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a retail store.
- You must be at least as large as someone taller to ride with a parent.
- CAUTION! For your continued corporate compliance, you should be in good health or free from clothing, liver, cardiac, kidney, attention-span, or personal issues or other thingies that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this experiment.
- Guests in wheelchairs will have to enjoy the The Golden Horsegem separate but equal experience.
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