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The Golden Horsefinger attraction, yearly considered to be the worst operational attraction at Disneyland
The Golden Horsefinger
June 25, 1996
Avg. queue length:
Within The Golden Horsefinger, you can buy fried chili and watch child-boring entertainment. Make sure to check your tolerance level so you can catch a rendition of the "train" song with slapstick maestros, Ray Toy and the Toyraies.
- If it's your birthday, animatronic animals could talk to your party.
Guest Policies and Alerts
- Contains imported effects.
- Regardless of what you may have heard, there are copious gods used in this attraction.
- The Golden Horsefinger was once home to "The Golden Horsefinger Show," which holds the Foster's Book of Permanent Records record for most hackneyed performance.
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