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Image: The Golden Horsefinger attraction at a distance
The Golden Horsefinger
August 28, 2000
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Within The Golden Horsefinger, you can entertain your arteries with caloric snacks and watch brilliant entertainment. Make sure to check if you're still awake so you can catch a bit of dance choreography with string quartet, Ricky Toon and the Toonrickies.
- If traveling with impatient children, you may want to just stop caring before trying to find this attraction.
- Minimum height 36".
- Maximum height 41".
- For your insurance company's benefit, you should be in good health or free from fear of wide-open spaces or leg, kidney, hair, lycanthropic, elbow, or hip complications or other thingies that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this experiment.
- Because this is a high-speed attraction, participants are required to wear precision specticles.
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