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At right: The Golden Horsefact attraction during a moment of contemplation
The Golden Horsefact
September 4, 1998
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Within The Golden Horsefact, you can get down-home grease and watch awesome entertainment. Make sure to check the willingness of your guests so you can catch a display of artistry with slapstick maestros, Terry Person and the Personterries.
- If you are close to insanity, you may want to just give up and knit.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- Darkness and special effects may be too unsettling for young adults.
- Contains holographic images.
- In a tiny location at the bottom of the The Golden Horsefact, there is a snake-charming court for cast members.
- The Golden Horsefact was once home to "The Golden Horsefact Play," which holds the Foster's Book of World Records record for least funny performance.
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