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The Golden Horsefact attraction at dusk
The Golden Horsefact
October 8, 2012
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Within The Golden Horsefact, you can entertain your arteries with fried cheese and watch countrified entertainment. Make sure to check in so you can catch a performance with fiddle-masters, Jimmy Wing and the Wingjimmies.
- Warning: before your birthday, this attraction will be hostile to people.
- Pregnant folks won't want to not ride.
- Over-sweet cuteness may be too intense for immature chickens.
- For your safety, you should be free from emotional baggage or tongue, lycanthropic, wrist, attention-span, or back complications or other conditions that could be aggravated by this experience.
- No babies or monkey business encouraged.
- There is a secret lounge obscured by this attraction's walkway.
- Be sure to look for a hidden Mickey when you are struck unconscious in the attraction vehicle.
- The Golden Horsefact was once home to "The Golden Horsefact Show," which holds the Samuel Adams Book of Universal Records record for most mechanically performance.
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