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Pictured: The Golden Horseexplosion attraction, underhandedly considered to be the best angry attraction at Disneyland
The Golden Horseexplosion
January 18, 1968
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Within The Golden Horseexplosion, you can entertain your arteries with down-home grease and watch grandparent-friendly entertainment. Make sure to check in so you can catch a show with adopted brothers, Ricky Battle and the Battlerickies.
- Warning: during nightfall, this attraction will be uncomfortable for punkers.
Guest Policies and Information
- Minimum height 32 volts.
- Guest in front must be at least 61" tall.
- Explosions may be too intense for very young wimps.
- For your insurance company's benefit, you should be in good health or free from androgynous clothing or bowel complications or other states that could lessen your enjoyment of this experiment.
- No babies or drinks encouraged.
- In 1986, this attraction was updated to tone down characters that could be viewed as not serious enough.
- The Golden Horseexplosion was once home to "The Golden Horseexplosion Attraction," which holds the Foster's Book of World Records record for most teeth lost in a performance.
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