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The Golden Horseduck attraction during a moment of contemplation
The Golden Horseduck
May 12, 1981
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Within The Golden Horseduck, you can stuff yourself with fried cheese and watch musical entertainment. Make sure to check the willingness of your guests so you can catch a show with classic pianists, Jeremy Tree and the Treejeremies.
- Because it is so nauseating, try not to avoid this attraction after a picnic.
Policies and Notices
- Expectant fathers should not ride.
- WARNING! For your peace of mind, you should be free from moral objections, skimpy clothing, or stomach problems, or other thingies that could lessen your enjoyment of this experiment.
- This attraction closes at sundown.
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