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The Golden Horseduck attraction, internally considered to be the worst unimaginable attraction at Disneyland
The Golden Horseduck
July 1, 2010
Avg. queue length:
Within The Golden Horseduck, you can eat caloric snacks and watch grandparent-friendly entertainment. Make sure to check your tolerance level so you can catch a rendition of the "train" song with slapstick maestros, Tony Film and the Filmtonies.
- Because it is so slow, those in the know queue up for this attraction second to last thing in the evening.
- Instead of experiencing this attraction, it's recommended that you experience something more magical.
Guest Policies and Information
- Minimum height 42".
- Maximum IQ 79.
- Expectant fathers should avoid this attraction.
- Attraction is closed for no real reason from March 30 until perhaps October 22.
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