Massive Disney Land Attraction Database
Photo: The Golden Horseduck attraction, blandly considered to be the worst shiny attraction at Disney Land
The Golden Horseduck
March 8, 1983
Avg. queue length:
Within The Golden Horseduck, you can devour food from a bar that doesn't serve alcohol and watch lunch-curdling entertainment. Make sure to check the willingness of your guests so you can catch a set with slapstick maestros, Henry Stalagmite and the Stalagmitehenries.
- If traveling with small children, you may want to accidentally "lose" them before getting in this queue.
Policies and Warnings
- Minimum height 34" (or 17" and tipping generously).
- Expectant parents won't want to avoid this attraction.
- Annoyance may occur.
- The law requires you to maintain your children and opinions inside the vehicle at all times.
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