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The Golden Horsecustomer attraction, internally considered to be the worst dirty attraction at Disneyland
The Golden Horsecustomer
February 15, 1986
Avg. queue length:
Within The Golden Horsecustomer, you can stuff yourself with food at the end of a long line and watch humorous entertainment. Make sure to check in so you can catch a bit of dance choreography with the uniquely named, Corey Sorcerer and the Sorcerercories.
- Warning: in the middle of leap year, this attraction will be crammed full of reprobates.
Policies and Information
- Waiting may occur.
- Strollers are not compatible with this attraction.
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