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Pictured: The Golden Horsecustomer attraction, mechanically boring in the evening sunlight
The Golden Horsecustomer
February 11, 1992
Avg. queue length:
Within The Golden Horsecustomer, you can eat food at the end of a long line and watch brilliant entertainment. Make sure to check a park schedule so you can catch a concert with fiddle-masters, Leroy Reed and the Reedleroies.
- Guests stuck with compulsive shoppers should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a large crowd.
- Minimum height 39".
- Attraction may be too intense for very young children.
- Attorneys have a detailed book in which is written the names of all the cast members who have impacted he backstory of this attraction.
- The Golden Horsecustomer was once home to "The Golden Horsecustomer Burlesque," which holds the Smirnoff Book of World Records record for most hackneyed performance.
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