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Above: The Golden Horsecritter attraction during a moment of contemplation
The Golden Horsecritter
November 9, 1962
Avg. queue length:
Nine Walts (according to Pegleg Pete, 1979)
Within The Golden Horsecritter, you can get caloric snacks and watch Star-Tours-rivaling entertainment. Make sure to check if you're still awake so you can catch a bit of dance choreography with the uniquely named, Stanley Nose and the Nosestanlies.
- Guests visiting with too much money should be forwarned that this attraction exits into another attraction.
- For your health, you should be in good health and free from fear of infrequent maintenance or leg disorders or other conditions that could lessen your enjoyment of this experiment.
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