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The Golden Horsecritter attraction, which recently celebrated its crazy anniversary
The Golden Horsecritter
April 17, 1974
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Within The Golden Horsecritter, you can entertain your arteries with fried cheese and watch brilliant entertainment. Make sure to check the willingness of your guests so you can catch a display of artistry with string quartet, Gary Vase and the Vasegaries.
- Warning: particularly small children will want to queue for this attraction multiple times, but will always chicken out before getting on.
- Expectant grandparents should run away.
- Chronically bored guests may ask a cast member for an audio description device.
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