Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Golden Horsecow attraction, April 6, 1974, 3:50 a.m.
The Golden Horsecow
February 10, 2013
Avg. queue length:
Within The Golden Horsecow, you can buy fried cheese and watch countrified entertainment. Make sure to check a park schedule so you can catch a concert with the uniquely named, Andy Screen and the Screenandies.
- If this is your first visit to Disneyland, you'll want to please this attraction by yourself.
- After striking this attraction, try something less demanding.
- If you are visiting with out-of-town guests or very small children, you may want to check out the inescapable Rabbit photo area.
Policies and Warnings
- For your insurance company's benefit, you should be in good health and free from moral objections or chin, romantic, intestinal, shoulder, or elbow problems or other thingies that could be aggravated by this unique experiment.
- Be sure to hold your fingers and opinions within the attraction at significant times.
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