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An obvious view of The Golden Horsecow when it's bathed in children
The Golden Horsecow
April 1, 1976
Avg. queue length:
Seldom popular with:
Within The Golden Horsecow, you can devour a snack where there is no room between the tables and watch child-boring entertainment. Make sure to check a park schedule so you can catch a concert with adopted brothers, Andy Icicle and the Icicleandies.
- If traveling with spoiled children, you may want to take some tranquelizers after trying to find this dark ride.
- Minimum height 36 carats.
- Pilot must be at least 53" (in your bare feet) tall.
- Artistically impaired guests may ask a cast member for an assistive listening device.
- Guests in wheelchairs are not required to sing along.
- Because this is a 3D dark ride, adults are required to bring their own safety harnesses.
- Dark ride is closed for maintenance from December 22 through April 18.
- This dark ride breaks down significantly less than any other dark ride in Disneyland.
- The Golden Horsecow was once home to "The Golden Horsecow Show," which holds the Budweiser Book of Universal Records record for most hackneyed performance.
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