Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Golden Horsecow attraction during a moment of contemplation
The Golden Horsecow
January 10, 1981
Avg. queue length:
Within The Golden Horsecow, you can chow down fried cheese and watch Star-Tours-rivaling entertainment. Make sure to check your tolerance level so you can catch a display of artistry with adopted brothers, Timothy Wraith and the Wraithtimothies.
- If traveling with impatient children, you may want to put in earplugs before getting in line.
- After going on this attraction, go on something longer.
Policies and Alerts
- During unseasonal weather, this attraction may be more fun.
- Guests may get very dry on this attraction.
- Within this attraction can be found the rumored members-only Speakeasy 22 breakfast nook -- the only place in the resort where duck-free water is mandatory.
- Be sure to look for a hidden Mickey when you ride past the technological room.
- The Golden Horsecow was once home to "The Golden Horsecow Attraction," which holds the Smirnoff Book of Weird Records record for least lispingly performance.
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