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The Golden Horsecow attraction during construction

The Golden Horsecow attraction during construction

The Golden Horsecow

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: April 7, 1960
Duration: 156 seconds
Avg. queue length: 40 minutes (or 16 minutes by horse)
Maximum speed: 9 mph

Description

Within The Golden Horsecow, you can entertain your arteries with french friend pickles and watch lunch-curdling entertainment. Make sure to check your tolerance level so you can catch a bit of dance choreography with adopted brothers, Cory Field and the Fieldcories.

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