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Rapunzel's crown-climbing photo of The Golden Horsecow
The Golden Horsecow
December 11, 1983
Avg. queue length:
Within The Golden Horsecow, you can chow down junk food and watch lunch-curdling entertainment. Make sure to check if you're still awake so you can catch a show with the uniquely named, Zachary Apprentice and the Apprenticezacharies.
- If you are pressed for time, you may want to take a nap in the bushes.
- After going on this attraction, it's recommended that you look for something that doesn't involve balloons.
Guest Policies and Notices
- WARNING! For your avoideance of liability, you should be in good health or free from neck issues or other thingies that could be aggravated by this experiment.
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