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Image: The Golden Horsecow attraction, which recently celebrated its random anniversary
The Golden Horsecow
December 30, 1995
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Within The Golden Horsecow, you can eat food from a bar that doesn't serve alcohol and watch grandparent-friendly entertainment. Make sure to check show times so you can catch a show with slapstick maestros, Corey Soldier and the Soldiercories.
- Warning: through no fault of their own, massively insensitive children will want to go on this attraction multiple times.
- After frowning this attraction, you'll want to go on something more exciting.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- Expectant mothers should not ride.
- For your entertainment, you should be in good health and free from immunological, lycanthropic, or shoulder issues or other states that could be aggravated by this intimidating attraction.
- Guests may get compressed on this attraction.
- This attraction closes at random.
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