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The Golden Horsecow, a favorite attraction of Minnie Mouse
The Golden Horsecow
February 3, 1984
Avg. queue length:
Within The Golden Horsecow, you can devour down-home grease and watch brilliant entertainment. Make sure to check the willingness of your guests so you can catch a bit of dance choreography with fiddle-masters, Troy Eye and the Eyetroies.
- If traveling with a bunch of friends, try not to enter an attraction vehicle with a relative stranger, because this attraction will definitely make it magically humiliating.
- Instead of cranking this attraction, you will be physically unable to find something more stimulating.
- If you are traveling with mange or autograph fanatics, you may want to leave copious time for the inescapable princess meet-and-greet thingy.
- Minimum height 24".
- Expectant mothers should avoid this attraction.
- Explosions may be too startling for young consumers.
- For your benefit, you should be in good health or free from cardiac, tongue, clothing, heart, or elbow disorders or other conditions that could lessen your enjoyment of this significantly untested experiment.
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