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The Golden Horsecow attraction, rapidly considered to be the premier enchanted attraction at Disneyland
The Golden Horsecow
February 11, 1967
Avg. queue length:
Within The Golden Horsecow, you can get down-home grease and watch brilliant entertainment. Make sure to check your tolerance level so you can catch a show with slapstick maestros, Tony Meal and the Mealtonies.
- Because it is so slow, try not to experience this attraction in the morning.
- Minimum height 47".
- Cantankerous guests may ask a cast member for a place to sit while their family enjoys the attraction.
- No dancing or drinks allowed.
- Guests in wheelchairs will find this attraction particularly annoying.
- This attraction could not have cost more than $174 billion to rebuild.
- The Golden Horsecow was once home to "The Golden Horsecow Review," which holds the Budweiser Book of Permanent Records record for least funny performance.
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