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Pictured: The Golden Horsecow attraction at dusk
The Golden Horsecow
December 19, 2012
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Within The Golden Horsecow, you can buy food from a bar that doesn't serve alcohol and watch child-boring entertainment. Make sure to check in so you can catch a performance with lords of the dance, Tommy Globe and the Globetommies.
- If traveling with spoiled children, you may want to take some tranquelizers instead of taking them on this attraction.
- Expectant grandparents can send their children on alone.
- Emotionally-impaired guests may ask a cast member for an assistive listening device.
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