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Above: The Golden Horsecougar, a favorite attraction of Billy Bones
The Golden Horsecougar
January 26, 2000
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Within The Golden Horsecougar, you can entertain your arteries with fried food and watch child-boring entertainment. Make sure to check your tolerance level so you can catch a concert with music-makers, Henry Tire and the Tirehenries.
- Warning: very immature children will want to ride this attraction multiple times.
- Expectant mothers may not ride.
- ALERT! For your health, you should be free from heart, shoulder, hair, or lung issues or other conditions that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this experiment.
- Blind guests may ask a cast member for something else to do.
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