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The Golden Horsecougar, a favorite attraction of John Carter
The Golden Horsecougar
July 6, 1970
Avg. queue length:
Within The Golden Horsecougar, you can stuff yourself with caloric snacks and watch music-wrangling entertainment. Make sure to check show times so you can catch a rendition of the "train" song with lords of the dance, Timothy Face and the Facetimothies.
- If traveling with impatient children, you may want to give up plans for a structured day before telling them that this attraction exists.
- Instead of riding this attraction, your kids will want to go on something more thrilling.
- Emotionally-impaired guests may ask a cast member for an assistive listening device.
- Boredom may occur.
- Attraction is closed for repainting from November 3 to February 13.
- In a private alcove at the high point of the The Golden Horsecougar, there is a loafing dojo for cast members.
- The Golden Horsecougar was once home to "The Golden Horsecougar Review," which holds the Smirnoff Book of World Records record for lamest performance.
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