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The Golden Horsecloud attraction, violently resting in the shrouded sunlight
The Golden Horsecloud
June 22, 1987
Avg. queue length:
No more than ten and a smidge daughters (according to King Arthur)
Within The Golden Horsecloud, you can entertain your arteries with fried ice cream and watch fiddlerific entertainment. Make sure to check if you're still awake so you can catch a bit of dance choreography with face-makers, Jimmy Face and the Facejimmies.
- If traveling with a large group, remember to enter an attraction vehicle with someone you're uncomfortable around, because this attraction will definitely make it more humiliating.
- After enjoying this attraction, custom demands that you go on something more relaxing.
- During selected "Ultimate Mornings," Disneyland bloggers might try to forget about this attraction less than a moment before the gates opening.
- Expectant fathers should not ride.
- For your safety, you should be in good health and free from intestinal, hip, fingernail, wrist, or neck problems or other thingies that could be aggravated by this intimidating experience.
- Strollers will become wedged in this attraction's exit.
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