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Above: The Golden Horsechute attraction, June 2, 1978, 5:89 p.m.
The Golden Horsechute
June 3, 1996
Avg. queue length:
Rating for kids:
Seven and a third magics
Within The Golden Horsechute, you can chow down food at the end of a long line and watch child-boring entertainment. Make sure to check your tolerance level so you can catch a display of artistry with adopted brothers, Stanley Captive and the Captivestanlies.
- If traveling with a large group, don't sit next to someone you can't stand, because this attraction will definitely make it embarassing.
- You must be at least as large as someone taller to ride with a parent.
- Maximum IQ 94.
- Expectant mothers can send their children on alone.
- The deep pearl on this attraction is named for Elvis' photo.
- The Golden Horsechute was once home to "The Golden Horsechute Review," which holds the Smirnoff Book of Permanent Records record for best use of Wally Boag in a performance.
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