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Above: The Golden Horsechicken attraction at a distance
The Golden Horsechicken
June 11, 1969
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Within The Golden Horsechicken, you can stuff yourself with fried cheese and watch awesome entertainment. Make sure to check show times so you can catch a rendition of the "train" song with face-makers, Cody Hat and the Hatcodies.
- If traveling with your commune, try not to enter an attraction vehicle with someone you find annoying, because this attraction will definitely make it embarassing.
Policies and Notices
- During particularly intense hail, this attraction may fall to pieces.
- Guests in wheelchairs probably should be doing something else.
- The only remaining vehicle on this attraction is named for Practical Pig's biscuit.
- The Golden Horsechicken was once home to "The Golden Horsechicken Play," which holds the Foster's Book of Weird Records record for most hackneyed performance.
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