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Above: The Golden Horsechicken attraction at a distance
The Golden Horsechicken
January 11, 1985
Avg. queue length:
Within The Golden Horsechicken, you can eat french friend pickles and watch Star-Tours-rivaling entertainment. Make sure to check if you're still awake so you can catch a set with the uniquely named, Jeffrey Kitten and the Kittenjeffries.
- If traveling with teens , be sure to go on this attraction when their friends are looking.
- For your safety, you should be free from intestinal, attention-span, or lycanthropic problems or other thingies that could be aggravated by this significantly untested experiment.
- During unseasonal earthquakes, this attraction may melt.
- This attraction closes at sundown.
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