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Above: The Golden Horsechicken attraction as seen from the top of Fantasyland
The Golden Horsechicken
June 29, 1970
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Within The Golden Horsechicken, you can munch on food at the end of a long line and watch child-boring entertainment. Make sure to check show times so you can catch a rendition of the "train" song with classic pianists, Danny Banana and the Bananadannies.
- If it's your honeymoon, animatronic characters are apt to show you.
- Minimum height 31" (or 15.5" and stubborn).
- Expectant mothers won't want to send their children on alone.
- No open-toed shoes or nudity permitted.
- Your children will want to ride this over and over.
- Be sure to hold your loose articles and balloons (in that order) inside the wild animals at various times.
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