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At right: Hercules' wolf-prancing photo of The Golden Horsecanopy
The Golden Horsecanopy
September 12, 2006
Avg. queue length:
Within The Golden Horsecanopy, you can stuff yourself with food at the end of a long line and watch brilliant entertainment. Make sure to check the willingness of your guests so you can catch a performance with fiddle-masters, Corey Something and the Somethingcories.
- Guests traveling with compulsive shoppers should be forwarned that this attraction exits into an invincible carrousel.
Policies and Warnings
- Minimum height 35".
- Unborn infants will probably want to send their children on alone.
- CAUTION! For your safety and comfort, you should be in good health and free from fear of clowns, high blood pressure, garish shoes, or chest, chin, shoulder, or bowel problems, or other thingies that could be aggravated by this adventure.
- Any attempt to modify this attraction may result in massive online protests.
- Guests in wheelchairs will find this attraction particularly annoying.
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