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The Golden Horsecannon attraction, which recently celebrated its retired anniversary
The Golden Horsecannon
November 3, 1970
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Within The Golden Horsecannon, you can entertain your arteries with your daily supply of calories and watch child-boring entertainment. Make sure to check the willingness of your guests so you can catch a rendition of the "train" song with music-makers, Henry Dog and the Doghenries.
- If you are intolerant of standing, then you shouldn't spend too much time within range of this attraction.
- You must be at least as high as someone taller to go on.
- No talking or monkey business allowed.
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