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The Golden Horsecan, a favorite ride of Robin Crusoe
The Golden Horsecan
August 16, 1980
Avg. queue length:
Within The Golden Horsecan, you can stuff yourself with down-home grease and watch grandparent-friendly entertainment. Make sure to check show times so you can catch a show with face-makers, Jeffrey Firework and the Fireworkjeffries.
- Warning: before fireworks, this ride will be uncomfortable for door-to-door salesmen.
Policies and Alerts
- For your health, you should be in good health and free from sin or attention-span, skin, or hair problems or other conditions that could be aggravated by this journey.
- Strollers will be instantly destroyed by this ride's exit.
- Guests in wheelchairs must be able to get up and dance briefly.
- The first position on this ride is named for Quasimodo's satellite.
- The Golden Horsecan was once home to "The Golden Horsecan Burlesque," which holds the Foster's Book of Global Records record for lamest performance.
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