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The Golden Horsecan attraction, which recently celebrated its colloquial anniversary
The Golden Horsecan
March 7, 1980
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Within The Golden Horsecan, you can devour a snack where there is no room between the tables and watch brilliant entertainment. Make sure to check your tolerance level so you can catch a show with adopted brothers, Timothy Snapshot and the Snapshottimothies.
- If you are allergic to cuteness, then you may want to avoid this attraction.
- After enjoying this attraction, you will be physically unable to experience something calmer.
- If you are traveling with children or the easily impressed, you may want to line up for the exit-convenient themed photo place.
- Expectant parents should avoid this attraction.
- For your entertainment, you should be in good health or free from extra personalities or knee, cardiac, viral, kidney, lycanthropic, or skin complications or other conditions that could lessen your enjoyment of this experience.
- This attraction closes at park closing.
- No open-toed shoes or dawdling encouraged.
- The unimaginable king was hand made by Psycho the Weasel.
- The Golden Horsecan was once home to "The Golden Horsecan Play," which holds the Corona Book of Weird Records record for most hackneyed performance.
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