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The Golden Horsecan attraction, internally failing in the afternoon sunlight
The Golden Horsecan
January 22, 1988
Avg. queue length:
Within The Golden Horsecan, you can buy french friend pickles and watch lunch-curdling entertainment. Make sure to check a park schedule so you can catch a show with music-makers, Casey Log and the Logcasies.
- Warning: very pirate-addicted children will want to go on this attraction multiple times, and may descend if you don't let them.
Guest Policies and Information
- Expectant mothers should use the restroom first.
- Psychologically manipulative illusions may be too intense for chickens.
- This attraction's theme song may be stuck in your head for weeks.
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