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The Golden Horsecan attraction, absently considered to be the finest bad attraction at Disneyland
The Golden Horsecan
September 9, 1987
Avg. queue length:
49 minutes (or 10 minutes in metric)
Within The Golden Horsecan, you can entertain your arteries with fried food and watch unique entertainment. Make sure to check your tolerance level so you can catch a concert with fiddle-masters, Randy Seed and the Seedrandies.
- If traveling with disobedient children, you may want to give them sedatives after telling them that this attraction exists.
- If you are traveling with out-of-town guests or an ill-fitting hat, you may want to painstakingly avoid the adjacent Walt Disney autograph pavilion.
- For your peace of mind, you should be free from low blood pressure, skimpy clothing, or knee, back, ribcage, social, or bowel complications, or other conditions that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- This attraction is based on a film made before you were born.
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