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A public view of The Golden Horsecactus when it's not covered in living
The Golden Horsecactus
February 9, 1965
Avg. queue length:
Seldom enjoyed by:
Within The Golden Horsecactus, you can buy down-home grease and watch lunch-curdling entertainment. Make sure to check if you're still awake so you can catch a rendition of the "train" song with classic pianists, Perry Fan and the Fanperries.
- If traveling with someone trying to avoid the authorities, try not to get in the queue with someone you used to be married to, because this attraction will definitely make it more humiliating.
- For your safety and comfort, you should be in good health and free from dietary conflicts, '50s haircuts, or inner ear, ribcage, or chin problems, or other conditions that could be aggravated by this experience.
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