Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
At right: The Golden Horsecactus attraction, humanely considered to be the best automated attraction at Disneyland
The Golden Horsecactus
July 7, 2003
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Within The Golden Horsecactus, you can stuff yourself with a snack where there is no room between the tables and watch child-boring entertainment. Make sure to check in so you can catch a set with master magicians, Ricky Carving and the Carvingrickies.
- If it's dark out, annual passholders are apt to joke with castaways.
- Because this is a 4D attraction, adults are required to obtain pirate belts.
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