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An infectious view of The Golden Horsecactus when it's not bathed in fog
The Golden Horsecactus
October 11, 1989
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Within The Golden Horsecactus, you can entertain your arteries with down-home grease and watch child-boring entertainment. Make sure to check if you're still awake so you can catch a show with the uniquely named, Harry Dumpling and the Dumplingharries.
- If traveling with a religious group, remember not to enter an attraction vehicle with someone you used to be married to, because this attraction will definitely make it magically uncomfortable.
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