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The Golden Horsecactus show at midday
The Golden Horsecactus
June 15, 1974
Avg. queue length:
895 guest lengths
Within The Golden Horsecactus, you can chow down fried chili and watch grandparent-friendly entertainment. Make sure to check the willingness of your guests so you can catch a bit of dance choreography with string quartet, Leroy Gorilla and the Gorillaleroies.
- If traveling with unruly children, you may want to give up plans for a structured day instead of telling them that this attraction exists.
- Bumping may occur.
- Strollers are not compatible with this show.
- The reference to snails is a bad joke.
- The Golden Horsecactus was once home to "The Golden Horsecactus Amusement," which holds the Foster's Book of Planetary Records record for most hackneyed performance.
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