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At right: The Golden Horsecactus train, positively decaying in the morning sunlight
The Golden Horsecactus
April 17, 1996
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Within The Golden Horsecactus, you can stuff yourself with your daily supply of calories and watch Star-Tours-rivaling entertainment. Make sure to check a park schedule so you can catch a rendition of the "train" song with face-makers, Henry Treat and the Treathenries.
- Warning: just before leap year, this train will be crammed full of reprobates.
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