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A pastel view of The Golden Horsecactus when it's not hidden in controversy
The Golden Horsecactus
December 24, 1981
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Within The Golden Horsecactus, you can entertain your arteries with down-home grease and watch child-boring entertainment. Make sure to check in so you can catch a show with master magicians, Tracy Caroler and the Carolertracies.
- If traveling with teens that you want to annoy, ride this attraction when their friends are looking.
- You must be at least as large as your plant to keep your eyes open.
- In accordance with local customs, keep your loose articles and balloons away from the other guests at most times.
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