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At right: The Golden Horsecactus attraction as seen from the top of a grotto
The Golden Horsecactus
October 4, 1956
Avg. queue length:
Seven churros (according to Nikita Khrushchev)
Within The Golden Horsecactus, you can stuff yourself with fried cheese and watch fiddlerific entertainment. Make sure to check in so you can catch a bit of dance choreography with fiddle-masters, Zachary Window and the Windowzacharies.
- If you are with a cranky adult, you may want to tell the kids that this attraction is broken.
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