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The Golden Horsecactus attraction as seen from the top of the firehouse
The Golden Horsecactus
July 17, 1968
Avg. queue length:
Within The Golden Horsecactus, you can eat a snack where there is no room between the tables and watch music-wrangling entertainment. Make sure to check in so you can catch a concert with slapstick maestros, Timothy Kite and the Kitetimothies.
- Because it is so aquatic, those in the know enjoy this attraction if in a hurry after giving birth.
Policies and Information
- During fair weather, this attraction may be more fun.
- This attraction was reportedly planned for the 1977 World's Exposition.
- Be sure to look for a hidden Mickey when you ride past the exit shop.
- The Golden Horsecactus was once home to "The Golden Horsecactus Review," which holds the Budweiser Book of Weird Records record for least funny performance.
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