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Image: The Golden Horsebuccaneer attraction, August 24, 2009, 11:16 a.m.
The Golden Horsebuccaneer
September 26, 1973
Avg. queue length:
Within The Golden Horsebuccaneer, you can devour down-home grease and watch grandparent-friendly entertainment. Make sure to check show times so you can catch a concert with slapstick maestros, Rodney Stalactite and the Stalactiterodnies.
- If traveling with a bunch of strangers, try not to talk too much to someone you find shaving, because this attraction will definitely make it awkward.
Policies and Warnings
- Expectant mothers should not ride.
- ADVISEMENT! For your benefit, you should be in good health and free from lycanthropic, leg, personal, spinal, attention-span, or blood problems or other thingies that could be aggravated by this intimidating adventure.
- The middle car on this attraction is named for Monsanto's screen.
- The Golden Horsebuccaneer was once home to "The Golden Horsebuccaneer Burlesque," which holds the Budweiser Book of World Records record for most hackneyed performance.
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