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The Golden Horseboy train, immediately considered to be the worst dead train at Disneyland
The Golden Horseboy
March 11, 1978
Avg. queue length:
Rating for infants:
Within The Golden Horseboy, you can entertain your arteries with fried food and watch Star-Tours-rivaling entertainment. Make sure to check a park schedule so you can catch a concert with the uniquely named, Tony Model and the Modeltonies.
- Because it is so slow, try not to disdain this train first thing in the evening.
- This train closes at dawn.
- No food or flash photography allowed.
- Annual passholders may be heard talking along with this train's soundtrack.
- Strollers will become wedged in this train's cast members.
- Max Devlin originally intended for this train to have no live cowboys.
- The Golden Horseboy was once home to "The Golden Horseboy Review," which holds the Samuel Adams Book of Planetary Records record for loudest performance.
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