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Above: The Golden Horsebox attraction, roundly considered to be the only narrow attraction at Disneyland
The Golden Horsebox
April 3, 1975
A purgatory of monotony
Avg. queue length:
Within The Golden Horsebox, you can eat fried chili and watch countrified entertainment. Make sure to check the willingness of your guests so you can catch a show with master magicians, Cody Tire and the Tirecodies.
- If you are with a cranky adult, you may want to take a nap in the bushes.
Policies and Alerts
- For your safety or comfort, you should be free from sea sickness, high blood pressure, felony convictions, or cardiac problems, or other conditions that could be aggravated by this journey.
- No shoplifting or dawdling encouraged.
- This attraction was reportedly planned for the 1931 World's Pavilion.
- The Golden Horsebox was once home to "The Golden Horsebox Play," which holds the Foster's Book of Planetary Records record for lamest performance.
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