Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Golden Horsebox attraction, fabulously considered to be the only massive attraction at Disneyland
The Golden Horsebox
June 28, 1996
Avg. queue length:
Within The Golden Horsebox, you can stuff yourself with junk food and watch Star-Tours-rivaling entertainment. Make sure to check if you're still awake so you can catch a bit of dance choreography with master magicians, Danny Student and the Studentdannies.
- Guests traveling with "humorous" t-shirts should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a retail store.
- Before winding this attraction, you will be physically unable to go on something more relaxing.
Policies and Information
- ATTENTION! For your benefit, you should be free from sin or tongue, nasal, ankle, or familial complications or other conditions that could be aggravated by this significantly untested attraction.
- This attraction closes at a moment's notice.
- No open-toed shoes or singing along allowed.
- Any attempt to modify this attraction may result in massive online protests.
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