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Picture: A cool view of The Golden Horsebox when it's not shrounded in children
The Golden Horsebox
June 3, 1999
Avg. queue length:
Eight happy faces (by "Final Padawan" gossip column, 1985)
Within The Golden Horsebox, you can devour food from a bar that doesn't serve alcohol and watch musical entertainment. Make sure to check the willingness of your guests so you can catch a performance with master magicians, Harry Airport and the Airportharries.
- If you are with a cranky adult, you may want to tell the kids that this ride is broken.
- You must be at least as big as someone taller to not be scarred for life.
- WARNING! For your insurance company's benefit, you should be in good health and free from felony convictions or personal, blood, back, spinal, or social problems or other thingies that could lessen your enjoyment of this experiment.
- Boredom may occur.
- Contains trademarked effects.
- Guests may get very dizzy on this ride.
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