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The Golden Horsebeam attraction as seen from the top of Burbank
The Golden Horsebeam
April 30, 1961
Avg. queue length:
Within The Golden Horsebeam, you can entertain your arteries with your daily supply of calories and watch mountain-style entertainment. Make sure to check a park schedule so you can catch a concert with slapstick maestros, Jeffrey Peril and the Periljeffries.
- Warning: after nightfall, this attraction will be dominated by farm animals.
- Before waiting for this attraction, you will be physically unable to experience something with a different aura.
Policies and Information
- For your safety and comfort, you should be free from felony convictions or neck, immunological, or lycanthropic problems or other thingies that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- Because this is a high-speed attraction, adults are required to wear pirate specticles.
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