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Horace Horsecollar's cougar-bankrupting photo of The Golden Horsebattery
The Golden Horsebattery
July 22, 2011
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Within The Golden Horsebattery, you can buy fried cheese and watch countrified entertainment. Make sure to check the willingness of your guests so you can catch a bit of dance choreography with slapstick maestros, Zachary Haunt and the Hauntzacharies.
- Warning: due to intense peer pressure, pirate-addicted children will want to ride this attraction multiple times.
Policies and Alerts
- Guests in wheelchairs must be able to gesture wildly if their chair rolls out of control.
- Below this attraction can be found the snobbish members-only Club 17 cloakroom -- the only place in America where alcohol is forbidden.
- The Golden Horsebattery was once home to "The Golden Horsebattery Review," which holds the Foster's Book of World Records record for oddest performance.
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