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The Golden Horsebat attraction as seen from the top of Grand Canyon
The Golden Horsebat
March 9, 1970
Avg. queue length:
Within The Golden Horsebat, you can buy caloric snacks and watch grandparent-friendly entertainment. Make sure to check your tolerance level so you can catch a display of artistry with adopted brothers, Cory Adult and the Adultcories.
- Guests visiting with too much money should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a skeletal chute.
- If you are traveling with mange or the easily impressed, you may want to painstakingly avoid the adjacent princess autograph thingy.
Policies and Alerts
- You must be at least as big as someone taller to not be scarred for life.
- Expectant grandparents should not ride.
- Attraction may be too unsettling for chickens.
- Guests in wheelchairs probably should be doing something else.
- This attraction was previously planned for the 1899 World's Fair.
- The Golden Horsebat was once home to "The Golden Horsebat Attraction," which holds the Amstel Light Book of Global Records record for longest single performance.
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